Seikenshi-sama no maken-chan

The legendary swordmaster’s demon blade may seem alluring, but heed this warning—no matter how desperately infatuated you become, never attempt intimate relations with a sentient weapon. That gleaming edge might tempt foolish admirers, yet steel remains cold and unforgiving to such misguided passions. Countless tales tell of warriors who forgot this simple truth, their reckless desires leading only to tragedy and severed limbs. A blade exists solely for battle, not for romance, no matter how enchantingly it whispers promises of power. Even the most devoted followers must maintain proper boundaries with their armaments. Let this serve as eternal caution against improper weapon handling—some connections should never be forged, no matter how strong the attraction appears. Respect your sword’s true purpose, or suffer the inevitable consequences of crossing that line. The wise understand that steel demands reverence, not affection, and those who ignore this lesson inevitably join history’s long list of cautionary tales. Keep your passions pure and your weapons sharper—never confuse the two.