Fake Bride

This counterfeit queen may reign supreme in the world of imitation treasures, yet somehow I’ve been trapped as his sham wife! Release me this instant! There’s been a terrible case of mistaken identity! That stubborn mule keeps tumbling straight into the grasp of this colossal jackass – just who does this phony bride think she is anyway? The whole situation reeks of absurdity as I struggle against this ridiculous charade. My expertise lies in crafting flawless replicas, not playing some ridiculous marital farce! Can’t these fools see they’ve captured the wrong person entirely? That obstinate beast keeps dragging me deeper into this ludicrous predicament against my will. What twisted fate landed me in this nonsensical role of make-believe matrimony? The irony isn’t lost on me – the imitation specialist now trapped in her own counterfeit romance! This ridiculous donkey won’t stop pulling me into his foolish games, completely oblivious to reality. Just how did the master of fakes become entangled in this outrageous wedding scam? The absurdity would be laughable if it weren’t so utterly frustrating!